Gridiron Gazette: Goal Line Stand (Week 2)
Red Raiders QB Tom Brady looked much better on the practice field yesterday than he did on the golf course during Fitchburg Tech's downtime last week. Expect Brady to kick off the season strong as they head overseas for their matchup with Dublin.Goal Line Stand (Week 2)
Cam Pannalist, Gridiron Gazette
New blood leads to new occurrences, and league officials hope it becomes a trend.
This week marked the first time in FAC-10 history that there has been an in-season trade. Bud Heavy University, looking to give a mediocre backfield a boost, acquired RB Reggie Bush, while sending QB Vince Young to Arizona-Kickery.
“We love Drew, and he’ll always have a place on this team,” said AK athletic director Pat Renaud. “But we need a winner. Even if it is one who throws like a girl.”
The two teams also exchanged tight ends: Ben Watson is heading to Arizona, while Alge Crumpler will be drinking Budweisers for the rest of the season.
GS @ RAK
Gillespie State witnessed a complete meltdown last week, and the athletic department took action. We’re not sure how smart it is to change head coaches in week 2, but if anyone is up for the challenge its Frank Wycheck. However, even Big Frank can’t help this team if their running game only scores 6 points again.
Meanwhile, U-Rake had a chance for an upset last week against a struggling Athol offense, but couldn’t seal the deal. RB Marshawn Lynch should have another big game, but if QB Matt Leinart can’t play the entire game again, they’ll be 0-2 by Tuesday. If he does, Gillespie State will have another new head coach next week.
SU @ UM
The S.U.C.H. did not look like the defending champions against Bud Heavy, but should step up their game against the Wildcats. After going 0-2 against them in 2006, players have been ready for revenge. At a press conference earlier this week, K Neil Rackers called the Mexico defense “weak like little girls.”
In response, Wildcats WR Roy Williams called Rackers a “jerk.” Such trash talk should cause some tension on the field. The Crazy Horses should rebound and win a barn burner south of the border.
UAK @ GU
The mediocre Dublin University defense held Arizona-Kickery to just 30 points last week, leading to a drastic change on offense. Newcomers Vince Young and Ben Watson are both solid players, but one may wonder if the team acted a little too quickly. 1 loss in an 11 week season is nothing to freak out over, and this one may come back to bite them in the behind.
A meeting with Golden might just be what the Kickers need to boost their confidence. RB Steven Jackson is out this week, and don’t expect much from backup Warrick Dunn. If the underachieving receiving core can break 30 points combined, the Gryphons will make this interesting… but not THAT interesting. On the bright side, someone will be 1-1 on Tuesday.
AB @ BHU
This matchup is like a big brother and little brother playing 1-on-1 in the driveway. Big brother (Bud Heavy) spots little brother 8 points (QB Donovan McNabb) and hopes that his huge size advantage (RB Marion Barber/Reggie Bush) will ensure it will be an entertaining game, but still give himself a win.
But then, little brother hits two miracle shots in a row (RB Adrian Peterson, TE Jeremy Shockey) and it’s suddenly 10-8. If Anheuser-Busch can find one more lucky shot in them (WR Braylon Edwards maybe?) then this expansion team will solidify themselves as a true championship contender.
FT @ DUBA
Fitchburg Tech had a great off-week, scrimmaging against Leominster Junior College and flexing their muscles to a crowd of 210. Tom Brady was unstoppable, Joseph Addai was untouchable, and Randy Moss’s hands seemed like glue. By the end of the game, it was 107-0.
Other than RB Brian Westbrook, the Octoberfests have no real threats on offense. If TE Todd Heap can run some solid routes, QB Tony Romo just might make this game respectable. Then again, GLS #1 Gillespie State lost to #11 Anheuser-Busch last week, so anything is possible.
Power Rankings
1. Fitchburg Tech (+4)
2. Mexico (+1)
3. Gillespie State (-2)
4. Athol A&M ( - )
5. Bud Heavy (+3)
6. Arizona-Kickery (-4)
7. Stardust (-1)
8. Golden (-1)
9. Anheuser-Busch (+2)
10. Dublin (-1)
11. Rakeville (-1)
League Notes
- In honor of the first annual “Bud Cup” between Bud Heavy and Anheuser-Busch, the winning team will receive a week’s supply of Bud, Bud Light, and Bud Select. The losing team will be forced to carry the kegs to the busses.
- In addition to changing their head coach, Gillespie State also decided to change their airline. Apparently, team officials didn’t have much faith in Air Rakeville.
- After being traded to Bud Heavy University, Reggie Bush quickly cleaned out his locker and headed home. Bush said that he will most likely not arrive in time for this week’s matchup, however, because he has no idea where the school is located.
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