Rakeville Times: Camps heating up... with rage

Deion Branch kicked off camp Tuesday with a torrent of obscenities after finding out there would be no other players at camp that morning. He is not the only one getting hot under the collar either.



Camps heating up... with rage!
by Aviator McShadeless, Rakeville Times

Grays Reciever Dieon Branch lashed out at the coaching staff Tuesday, angered by the short-staffed two-a-days freshmen were being put through while Conference officials delay the date URake can continue recruiting.

“Everyone is a bit frustrated,” said Coach Drew Bledsoe. “We are working these new guys and the walk-ons pretty hard. The longer it takes for the bulk of our transfers to get into camp, the less time we have to prepare for the regular season. That’s why we must make sure the ones in camp are ready to play at a high level.”

Several players on offense and most of the defense has already arrived in Rakeville to begin camp, but FAC-10 Commissioner Jason Sehorn has pushed back the date of the draft, leaving URake and other conference schools severely undermanned. After a week, tempers have begun to flare across the league.

“Bo knows bullshit,” said Dean Bo Jackson from division rival Stardust University. “Sehorn is inconsiderate to the needs of our programs.” To which Seahorn replied when told of the comments, “If he said that to my face, I would drop him.”

Despite the anger being spewed, Bledsoe remained positive about the Grays outlook.

“We have so much to look forward to this season. We already have players that other teams desire, and I’m fortunate enough to help them develop into fine young men and excellent football players.”

Fans are excited too. Rakeville University confirmed they will play in the Claffey Coliseum this season, and that season tickets are on sale. The first batch of student tickets are already sold out, and lower bowl tickets are going fast.